Disappointing Night at Masterson's Bar

I had high expectations for Masterson's Bar in Moonee Ponds, but unfortunately, our experience was a letdown. The atmosphere, which was advertised as a cool or a speakeasy-style bar, seemed more like a dimly-lit, foul-smelling, rundown bar packed with dirty old men with one hand on their penis the other on a stale, warm beer.

Upon arrival, we were met with slow service and a disgusting old man "Peter" with debris in his facial hair and dirty nails. It took forever to receive our drinks, "Peter" the foul old bar keep was too busy looking at my parners breasts. When we finally placed our order, the bartender seemed disinterested and lacked the expertise in anything remotely worth talking about when it came to the drinks we ordered.

The beer was a major letdown. Expired, warm, and over priced. Any drinks made, the flavors were unbalanced, and it was apparent that the ingredients were not as fresh as advertised. My friends and I also tried their craft beer selection, which was equally underwhelming and costly.

To top it all off, the music was awful and deafening, making it nearly unbearable to have a conversation without shouting. The acoustics in the space did not help either, as the sound echoed off the walls, producing an unpleasant atmosphere. The beer garden reeked of dog piss and puke, we noticed "Peter" with his hand down his pants many times and then go on to pour beers. Utterly disgusting.

In summary, I regret choosing Masterson's in Moonee Ponds for a night out. The staff, drinks, and mastersons bar personnel were all awful, additional reading we won't recommend it to others looking for a quality bar experience in Moonee Ponds. You are better off sticking hot needles in your nails and drinking bleach.

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